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Many people have inquired about the latest fad in colleges, high schools, even middle schools!
Those jelly bracelets from the 1980’s are still being used today, but they have a completely different purpose than when Cyndi Lauper and Madonna wore them.

This new social phenomenon involves “snapping” the bracelet off the wearer, enabling the snapper to earn a sexual favor from the snappee based on the color of the snapped off bracelet.
The colors each have a coded meaning as follows:

• Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
• Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
• Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
• Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
• Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
• Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
• Clear - indicates a willingness to do “whatever the snapper wants”
• Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
• Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular “missionary” sex
• White - indicates the wearer will “FLASH” what they have
• Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
• Glittery Pink - willing to “flash” (show) a body part
• Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss
• Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
• Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to “69” (mutual oral sex)
• Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee “feel up” or touch any body part they want

There are variations of course, just as there was with the M&M’s back in the 80’s. Many people thought that the yellow ones made you horny, but research proved that it was the green ones!
To be sure, many children and even adults wear these decorative bracelets without any sexual connotation or meaning. Parents of young teenagers and children, obviously, should be aware of this.

i’ll take ten million orange and glittery purple ones.

have you ever tried to break one of those?

fucking impossible

but i wear glittery blue ones all the time…awww yeaaah!!~!~!!!1!`

omg hahahaha i used to love those. except the black ones only and idk what missionary sex is

 LMFAO! thats why they didnt let use wear these in elementary school..